All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I have a lot of friends. I’m not the bragging type, but I am seriously blessed in that department (along with other departments such as my good looks, a bosom and once again, my good looks). I don’t have that quote “It’s better to have 4 quarters than 100 pennies,” in my life, because in reality, I have a lot of dollar coins—and I’ve saved all of them.

Hence, when one of my BFFs asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I sent her this list. I’ve added several things to this list because I know this has been on the mind of several people this month, mwaahahaaa. So, any one of these things will do or ALL OF THE BELOW would be perfectly fine as well:

What Nadia Wants For Her Day of Existence, Which Ultimately Made Your Existence Worthwhile:
  • Decision making skills
  • A puppy who I can call Nacho (preferably a Yorkie, Samoyed, Husky, Beagle, Pomeranian, or Spaniel)
  • A job (preferably one that’s well-paid, with lots of benefits, good hours & brings me fame and glory. Something with the NYT is sufficient, where my name is on the front page)
  • State of NJ driver’s license for my mom
  • 2 cats I can call Hummus or BabaGanoush (Persian, Bengal, Ashera, Savannah, or Russian Blue)
  • An Audi with leopard print interior (not a 2 seater)
  • SOME GOOD LOVIN’ owwwwwww
  • A penthouse (this one is more flexible anywhere in NYC will do, or Spain, Greece, London, Mexico, or even Hawaii just to give you a few ideas)
  • In home ATM
  • Chocolate (you should probably click on that)
  • Lifetime supply of white chocolate
  • The answer to Life
  • A perfect bra
  • 12% body fat
  • A technologically advanced planner that doesn’t require me to “write/plan” anything myself and reminds me to do everything
  • My own talk show where I can criticize and insult
  • The cordial invitations to Taylor Swift, Justin bieber or Drake’s parties for their resignation to music
  • The ability to eat cheesecake everyday in every form without the calories
  • Peace in the Middle East
  • A good President
  • Quill and Ink set
  • The guts to get a TATTOO
  • A bumper car I can drive on the roads
  • Better roads
  • A mountain bike
  • A leopard print vespa
  • Photo frames (but they have to be in really weird shapes and super cool)
  • Leopard print soccer cleats
  • Leopard print darts
  • Leopard print pool table
  • Leopard print pool stick
  • Leopard print anything
  • Books (minus 50 shades of anything)
  • Clothes
  • A new house to put my mountain bike, books & clothes in

… That’s about it. These are some pretty simple things, since I’m a pretty simple girl.



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